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Dick Valentine

Dick Valentine

162 songs

Total 18 albums

Destroy the Children: An Acoustic Exploration of Uneasy Topics Album Cover

Destroy the Children: An Acoustic Exploration of Uneasy Topics

2012

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Counterattacks2:03	2:03
2	Maria Sangrienta1:51	1:51
3	One Policeman Leads to Another2:52	2:52
4	I Am Repulsed by My Daughter's Lover2:59	2:59
5	Mr. Shadow2:49	2:49
6	Driving Into Certain Death0:59	0:59
7	Destroy the Children3:15	3:15
8	The Termite Queen3:11	3:11
9	The Earth Side of the Moon1:51	1:51
10	The Wild Rose of Boise2:45	2:45
11	Emergency Funding for the Arts2:20	2:20
12	Fresh Faces2:08	2:08
13	I Don't Speak French2:52	2:52
14	Meet Mr. Monkey1:22	1:22

Halloween Fingers

2013

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Halloween Fingers1:35	1:35
2	Omaha Steaks2:29	2:29
3	Dry County3:10	3:10
4	Totally Unqualified2:20	2:20
5	Litterbug2:40	2:40
6	We Will Leave You in Toronto2:38	2:38
7	Loss of Life2:12	2:12
8	I Want to Eat a Complete Stranger3:23	3:23
9	I'm Going Back to Sleep2:10	2:10
10	Lend Me Some of Your Ammunition0:43	0:43
11	Gimme Five2:29	2:29
12	Ever Since I Never Saw You2:16	2:16
13	Running Out of Potato2:09	2:09

Here Come the Bags! Album Cover

Here Come the Bags!

2015

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Black Sea Brides2:48	2:48
2	Saddam Hussein4:26	4:26
3	Enough Embarrassment for One Day2:55	2:55
4	The Marching Band That Never Goes Away2:21	2:21
5	Burkina Faso Lover2:59	2:59
6	Black Willow3:42	3:42
7	List of Lovers3:00	3:00
8	Stretching Out the Tunes for Mario3:16	3:16
9	One-Dimensional Steve2:53	2:53
10	Japanese Bulls2:49	2:49
11	Gila Monsters1:52	1:52
12	Dead Carnation1:46	1:46

Quiet Time Album Cover

Quiet Time

2016

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	I Buy the Drugs3:47	3:47
2	Wikileaks2:54	2:54
3	Steal Your Bones3:31	3:31
4	Alone With Your Body2:45	2:45
5	Show Me What Your Lights Mean2:44	2:44
6	Sex Wars3:16	3:16
7	Take Another Shape3:16	3:16
8	When I Get to the Green Building3:44	3:44
9	Watching Evil Empires Fall Apart3:32	3:32
10	Rich Kids2:29	2:29
11	The Band in Hell3:13	3:13
12	Doom and Gloom and Doom and Gloom2:51	2:51
13	Pink Flamingos2:49	2:49
14	Roulette2:13	2:13
15	Heartbeats and Brainwaves2:39	2:39
16	Iron Dragon3:20	3:20

I Love You, I Steal Your Gas

2017

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	I Love You, I Steal Your Gas2:42	2:42

Robocalls Album Cover

Robocalls

2017

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	The Chipotle Song3:17	3:17
2	Data Entry3:14	3:14
3	The Fantasy Fuck Bus2:28	2:28
4	Robocalls2:41	2:41
5	The Room Where You and I Will Make Out3:01	3:01
6	Carrie That Weight2:18	2:18
7	I Touched the Bible2:29	2:29
8	The Queen's Vagina1:55	1:55
9	Making Love in Hazmat Suits3:04	3:04
10	One Crazy Night in Abbotabad2:47	2:47
11	Someone Else1:53	1:53
12	The Ghost of Chavez Ravine2:18	2:18

Illuminati Bees Album Cover

Illuminati Bees

2019

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	A Place to Put Ya3:22	3:22
2	I Want More Victims2:36	2:36
3	No Wiggle Room (For a Witch With a Defective Broom)3:21	3:21
4	Duran Duran and Princess Di3:44	3:44
5	Gay Colors3:15	3:15
6	Pro Re Nata4:57	4:57
7	And It Feels2:49	2:49
8	Sex Change2:05	2:05
9	Cuckolds at Night4:00	4:00
10	Sweet Bacon Titty4:34	4:34
11	I Choked on Chick Filet3:24	3:24

Bite Me: Songs From a Zombie Show

2019

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Detroit Sandwich2:42	2:42
2	Zombie Zombie Skeleton2:10	2:10
3	The Night Makes a Stain4:27	4:27
4	Back to the Yard With Drac3:10	3:10
5	Teachable Moment3:02	3:02
6	The Eye Your Mother Warned You About2:40	2:40
7	Two Kinds of Monsters2:23	2:23
8	The Line Dividing Your Fantasy2:11	2:11
9	Point of Entry3:06	3:06
10	Extreme Demons3:27	3:27
11	Tonight's the New Black Hole3:42	3:42
12	Wild Son of the Stratosphere4:02	4:02
13	I Don't Like to Howl (At Midnight)3:11	3:11
14	The Sad Little Planet That Was3:22	3:22
15	When I Hear the Sound2:38	2:38
16	Noche de Zombie (demo)2:08	2:08
17	Mexican Moonlight (demo)2:58	2:58

Parrot People Album Cover

Parrot People

2020

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	I am Part of the Problem2:56	2:56
2	Philistine Waltzes3:47	3:47
3	Parrot People3:31	3:31
4	Pinball3:04	3:04
5	Fingerprints on Your Soul2:36	2:36
6	Fear Footage2:23	2:23
7	Alles Klar for the Energy Peeps3:18	3:18
8	Why You Waging War on Me, Divider?3:19	3:19
9	9 Course Meal4:06	4:06
10	Slow Nights3:04	3:04
11	The Straightjacket Sisters2:53	2:53
12	Greasing up the Monolith3:27	3:27

Coma Watching

2021

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	The Vampire Who Started It All2:23	2:23
2	A Piano Weighs a Ton2:41	2:41
3	Three Ferraris Ago3:54	3:54
4	Non Binary Sluts3:08	3:08
5	Coma Watching2:58	2:58
6	Aqueduct Honey4:20	4:20
7	Some Strange Reason3:22	3:22
8	An Ocean of Poison Ivy3:17	3:17
9	Toledo Police3:17	3:17
10	Your Name Is Eternal2:13	2:13
11	Hannukah in June1:56	1:56
12	Southern Goblin2:56	2:56

Summer Wine

2020

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Summer Wine4:07	4:07

Moulting Foal

2019

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Moulting Foal3:09	3:09

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