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The Wet Secrets

The Wet Secrets

40 songs

Total 4 albums

Rock Fantasy

2008

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Get Your Own Apartment2:51	2:51
2	Easy Prey vs. Sex Maniac3:01	3:01
3	Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole5:03	5:03
4	Secret March5:13	5:13
5	Hot Roller4:59	4:59
6	I Teabagged Myself2:58	2:58
7	Boat Gas Death Train5:22	5:22
8	The Chinball Wizard3:57	3:57
9	Hep a Birthday0:46	0:46
10	The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon remix)3:59	3:59
11	Secret March (Nik7 remix)6:20	6:20

Free Candy Album Cover

Free Candy

2014

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Maybe We'll Make a Plan4:22	4:22
2	Sunshine4:30	4:30
3	Kill My Love4:01	4:01
4	Nightlife4:49	4:49
5	Get Your Shit Together3:52	3:52
6	Floating in the Sky5:48	5:48
7	Animals in Disguise3:06	3:06
8	I Don't Think So2:00	2:00
9	Chains3:55	3:55
10	Death of the Party2:54	2:54
11	What's the Fucking Point? (Zenko's Theme)4:10	4:10

A Whale of a Cow

2005

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Half Whale Half Cow3:08	3:08
2	It's Hard to Meet Somebody (Living as a Disembodied Head)3:57	3:57
3	Boat Gas Death Train5:22	5:22
4	Hott Hott Hotter Than the Sun2:22	2:22
5	The Ballad of El Doucho4:29	4:29
6	The Chinball Wizard3:57	3:57
7	Mr. Rimjob 19994:53	4:53
8	Karate Space Tiger vs. The Humpin Jumpmaster (Swordfighting in the Jungle)7:16	7:16
9	I Teabagged Myself With Three Cans of Paint2:33	2:33
10	Anal Rape Santa (Santa Raped My Weasel)7:17	7:17
11	Chin Chin Chin0:46	0:46

The Tyranny of Objects Album Cover

The Tyranny of Objects

2017

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	I Can Swing a Hammer3:46	3:46
2	Tidal Wave of Hate (Baby Let's Surf)4:22	4:22
3	Give It to Me Straight3:32	3:32
4	Final Curtain for a Drama Queen2:46	2:46
5	No Easy Way Out4:59	4:59
6	If I Was a Camera3:19	3:19
7	Burn It All and Start Again5:54	5:54
8	Quelle Surprise3:34	3:34
9	Spiral Eyes8:53	8:53