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Jim Florentine

Jim Florentine

159 songs

Total 12 albums

Jim Florentine Is Terrorizing Telemarketers Album Cover

Jim Florentine Is Terrorizing Telemarketers

2001

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Dump3:28	3:28
2	Robbed2:27	2:27
3	Vacuum2:40	2:40
4	Dog Died4:18	4:18
5	Cancer2:06	2:06
6	Retard (5 Cents)2:25	2:25
7	Deaf4:28	4:28
8	Chewing1:12	1:12
9	Out Cold3:46	3:46
10	Plane Crash2:46	2:46
11	Coughing5:14	5:14
12	Retard (Radio)2:51	2:51
13	Chewing and Burping4:45	4:45
14	Annoying Long Distance Service2:59	2:59
15	Vacuum #21:30	1:30
16	More Cancer2:59	2:59

Terrorizing Telemarketers, Vol. 5 Album Cover

Terrorizing Telemarketers, Vol. 5

2009

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Double Talk2:56	2:56
2	Yes, No, I Don’t Know3:22	3:22
3	Rigs4:34	4:34
4	Crossword Puzzle3:23	3:23
5	Lost in Translation, Pt. 11:34	1:34
6	Lost in Translation, Pt. 21:24	1:24
7	Dog Poop3:30	3:30
8	Debt2:42	2:42
9	Pole Guy3:11	3:11
10	Safe Crackers2:53	2:53
11	Nascar1:08	1:08
12	Deal Breaker3:00	3:00
13	Or2:17	2:17
14	Toyota Tercel2:52	2:52
15	The Other Ones7:51	7:51
16	Resend It1:55	1:55
17	Good Looking Window Salesman1:07	1:07
18	Retard Trip3:14	3:14

Terrorizing Telemarketers II

2002

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	The Fight0:59	0:59
2	Getting Off2:26	2:26
3	Retard (Lemonade Stand)2:51	2:51
4	Threesome2:55	2:55
5	Bitch1:28	1:28
6	Jailbait (Dating Service)1:50	1:50
7	Grandpa Takes a Bath3:31	3:31
8	Grandpa Epilogue1:08	1:08
9	No Flow2:17	2:17
10	Under the Boardwalk2:03	2:03
11	Mr. James2:55	2:55
12	Going Postal2:54	2:54
13	Broken Record9:04	9:04

Terrorizing Telemarketers, Vol. 4

2006

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	No, No3:44	3:44
2	Still on the Phone?2:08	2:08
3	Pizza Pie3:10	3:10
4	Enema3:47	3:47
5	Senile1:38	1:38
6	Motel Room3:09	3:09
7	Shotgun3:15	3:15
8	Shotgun Epilogue0:54	0:54
9	Prison Rape3:37	3:37
10	New Year’s Eve3:25	3:25
11	Dead Wife3:30	3:30
12	Contradiction4:58	4:58
13	I Could Check2:59	2:59
14	Je, Je, Je0:52	0:52
15	Hearing Things2:40	2:40
16	Driven Insane1:57	1:57
17	Running Out of Time2:36	2:36
18	Jimmy Lachman7:53	7:53

Terrorizing Telemarketers III Album Cover

Terrorizing Telemarketers III

2002

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Retard (I Got Mail)2:46	2:46
2	Horny Priests (Dating Service)2:49	2:49
3	Turds4:12	4:12
4	Write It Down3:23	3:23
5	Grandpa Has Some Lunch3:29	3:29
6	Brothers2:03	2:03
7	No Walls3:27	3:27
8	Sweetcheeks1:05	1:05
9	Wyoming2:49	2:49
10	Old Bag3:47	3:47
11	Retard (Cell Phone)2:18	2:18
12	Pimp1:46	1:46
13	No0:58	0:58
14	Headache4:01	4:01
15	Ridiculous0:38	0:38
16	Sir5:13	5:13
17	Obituary4:50	4:50

Get the Kids Out of the Room Album Cover

Get the Kids Out of the Room

2008

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Drugs / Crank Yankers3:22	3:22
2	Super Bowl Half Time Show2:36	2:36
3	Deep Voice / Marriage3:07	3:07
4	Fat Tax4:52	4:52
5	Being a Comedian2:42	2:42
6	Small Talk2:43	2:43
7	Phone Call From My Ex3:05	3:05
8	Awful Music at Weddings2:34	2:34
9	Pulling Pranks3:41	3:41
10	Special Ed2:35	2:35
11	Playing Soccer = Gay / My Time as an Alter Boy2:25	2:25
12	Winter / SUV2:59	2:59
13	Mother’s Day Flowers1:23	1:23
14	Dedications1:11	1:11
15	My Broad5:19	5:19

Terrorizing Telemarketers, Vol. 6 Album Cover

Terrorizing Telemarketers, Vol. 6

2015

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Attorney3:43	3:43
2	Ferris Bueller2:50	2:50
3	In a Pickle4:47	4:47
4	Deuce1:55	1:55
5	Mailbox3:30	3:30
6	Who Me?2:42	2:42
7	House Alarm3:13	3:13
8	Good Day, Bad Day2:06	2:06
9	Tub3:58	3:58
10	Luke1:21	1:21
11	Mr. Thurtn3:52	3:52
12	What Are You Wearing?2:06	2:06
13	Can I Think About It?2:11	2:11
14	Spastic Colon2:26	2:26
15	Hello? (Contradiction, Pt. 2)6:35	6:35
16	Birthday (Bonus Track)2:47	2:47
17	Mulejuice (Bonus Track)2:32	2:32

Anger Is a Gift

2008

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Drinking / Safety5:38	5:38
2	Crank Yankers2:14	2:14
3	Why Do Things Together1:04	1:04
4	Drama Queen2:45	2:45
5	Picky Eater2:44	2:44
6	I Just Want to Watch the Game1:50	1:50
7	Nice Girl in Church1:37	1:37
8	Gay Bar1:47	1:47
9	Good Friend2:53	2:53
10	Dry Hump1:57	1:57
11	Sell You Other Stuff7:54	7:54
12	No Happy Endings With My Jokes6:14	6:14
13	Tossed Salad / Latino Chicks1:50	1:50
14	Hidden Camera Pranks2:22	2:22