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Rodney Rude

276 songs

Total 19 albums

Rude Rides Again

1986

#	Title	Time
1	Rude Has An Itchy Cock (Live)1:17	1:17
2	Dogs Rooting Causes Rude To Be Late (Live)2:15	2:15
3	You Know What I Hate! Epileptic In Bath (Live)1:34	1:34
4	Jap Tourists (Live)3:29	3:29
5	Rude Blames Dog For Dinner Table Flatulance (Live)1:47	1:47
6	Larry Longprong (Live)2:45	2:45
7	Punter Pisses On His Wifes Back (Live)0:53	0:53
8	Man Dies With A Hard On (Live)2:10	2:10
9	Body Sculpting (Live)1:26	1:26
10	Doctor Checks Rude's Cock (Live)2:06	2:06
11	Rude Repairs Racehorse (Live)1:42	1:42
12	Fire Chief Rude (Live)1:14	1:14
13	Rude Has Flies On His Knob (Live)1:45	1:45
14	Your Head On My Cock (Live)2:21	2:21
15	Monkeys At The Zoo (Live)0:38	0:38
16	Rude Torments Crocodiles (Live)2:07	2:07
17	Rude Squeezes Kangaroos Balls (Live)2:58	2:58
18	I Hate Cats. Vol 1. (Live)5:01	5:01

Rodney Rude Live

1984

#	Title	Time
1	I Hate That Part 13:18	3:18
2	I Hate That Part 28:36	8:36
3	I Hate That Part 31:56	1:56
4	I Hate That Too Part 14:19	4:19
5	I Hate That too Part 21:52	1:52
6	I Hate That too Part 310:04	10:04

Not Guilty

1997

#	Title	Time
1	Piss off mate!!!3:54	3:54
2	You Know why I hate My brother5:41	5:41
3	Summertime to Snappers5:35	5:35
4	I may not be a wog but i look like one3:48	3:48
5	Half Rude6:55	6:55
6	Toilet Humour5:21	5:21
7	Harry Muff5:23	5:23
8	Not Guilty (entire cd)36:44	36:44

Frog Sack

2006

#	Title	Time
1	Heckler Strangles Mate's Knob in an Anal Noose (Explicit)2:00	2:00
2	Rude Compares His Willy to Windsock at Airport Hanging Limply in Breeze (Explicit)1:28	1:28
3	Doctor Gaffers a Tiny Camera to His Own Appendage for Patient's Rectal Examination (Explicit)2:26	2:26
4	Heckler Has a Tattoo of an Anus on His Fist (Explicit)1:25	1:25
5	Incompetence During Surgical Procedure Causes Relocation of Genitals (Explicit)1:35	1:35
6	The Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked Is So Cleaners Can't Get In (Explicit)1:01	1:01
7	Heckler Gets Outsmarted by His Own Girlfriend (Explicit)2:35	2:35
8	Ex-Wife Tries to Push Rude Off Echo Point and Stab Him With a Star Peg (Explicit)2:03	2:03
9	Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk1:02	1:02
10	Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods 'Cause He Goes the Growl on a Heckler's Mum (Explicit)1:24	1:24
11	Dog Rejects Heckler at Buck's Night1:05	1:05
12	Rude Claims That Women Make Him Feel Like a Furry Little Fruit Bat0:59	0:59
13	Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls0:50	0:50
14	Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver and Harry Muff Create Law Firm Cal1:28	1:28
15	Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop in Kurri Kurri (Explicit)1:56	1:56
16	Homeless Bloke Takes a Dump in Open Police Cruiser Window (Explicit)1:25	1:25
17	Peter Allen's Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle in Peter Allen's Cat (Explicit)2:50	2:50
18	Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polished Toe Of Cowboy Boot On The Ring Area Of Fo8:35	8:35
19	Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob in Shaving Accident (Explicit)2:40	2:40
20	Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats Out of Dolphin's Foreheads (Explicit)5:01	5:01
21	Rude Suggests That Elton Owns a Store Window Mannequin's Fist on a Stick (Explicit)1:32	1:32
22	Local Swimming Pool 'Cause They Have a Sign "No Bomb"1:05	1:05
23	Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should "Do" Rude's Audience (Explicit)1:06	1:06
24	Rude Claims Lady's Hairy Underarms Are Like Two Bonus Vaginas (Explicit)1:05	1:05
25	Rude Claims That Lady's Vaginas Are Like a Pirate's Treasure Chest (Explicit)0:19	0:19
26	Bull Rider Can't Last Eight Seconds on Lady's Bucking Arse (Explicit)0:25	0:25
27	Heckler's Only Yell Out When Rude Has a Mouth Full of Piss (Explicit)0:21	0:21
28	Heckler Tattoos Anus on Fist So He Can Have a Pull With an Anus - 2nd Version (Explicit)0:40	0:40
29	Miner Enjoys Safe Shift in Public Shaft (Explicit)0:33	0:33
30	One a Scale of One to Ten: Cockability Versus Cuntability (Explicit)0:39	0:39
31	Old Property Developer Flies Parrot Through Pubic Wind Farm (Explicit)0:35	0:35
32	Rude Suffers Confusion When Rooting Heckler's Cousin (Explicit)0:45	0:45

Twice As Rude

2004

#	Title	Time
1	Rude’s Uncanny Insight Into Mars and Venus0:23	0:23
2	Blokes Who Want to Become Eunuchs (or Pitiful Attempt by Rude to Get Lady’s Underpants)2:58	2:58
3	Marcia Hines’ Tit1:36	1:36
4	Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In3:11	3:11
5	Albino Indian’s Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag1:29	1:29
6	Humidity in Rude’s Arse Crack Identical to India’s Climate1:26	1:26
7	Rude’s Greek Mate Necrophiliac0:53	0:53
8	Siamese Twin’s Nose Joined to His Brother’s Butt Hole0:39	0:39
9	Heckler Carves Veins in Cucumber0:42	0:42
10	Pavarotti Breaks Toilet2:22	2:22
11	Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler2:53	2:53
12	Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised as an Insult5:40	5:40
13	Rude Plays the Mouth Trumpet (musical)5:23	5:23
14	Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube in Taxi3:10	3:10
15	Rude Accuses McDonalds of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them to Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop for an Olympic Bicycle Rider’s Helmet.2:55	2:55
16	Hopoate Fingers Rude2:01	2:01
17	Rude Heckles a Hunchback4:09	4:09
18	Rude Starts to Resemble a Fruit Bat From Raiding Too Many Orchards (musical)4:16	4:16
19	Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced by Rude0:36	0:36
20	Uncle Jack Off on Train0:17	0:17
21	Ounce of Parsley0:19	0:19
22	Queer Eye Gives Polish0:21	0:21
23	Greenies and Chain Saws0:13	0:13
24	Kim Beazley’s Air Force Jumpsuit0:21	0:21
25	Fido0:17	0:17
26	Boss Has Sex With Stubby Holder0:15	0:15
27	Baldy Feral Buys Bob Marley Wig0:14	0:14
28	Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle0:14	0:14
29	Helmet in Lady’s Duffel Bag0:27	0:27
30	Rodney Treblecock0:19	0:19
31	Long Winded Convoluted Message0:17	0:17
32	Goo on Pelvic Bone0:21	0:21
33	Erect Windsock0:22	0:22
34	Talcum Powder in Aerobic Suit0:23	0:23
35	Davy Crockett Hat for Mask0:16	0:16
36	Boris Becker’s Ginger Nuts (musical)0:19	0:19

A Legend

#	Title	Time
1	I'll Tell Ya What I'll Do Tonight8:54	8:54
2	Sperm Service7:54	7:54
3	I Saw Ya Nipple4:03	4:03
4	Grandfather5:17	5:17
5	Everyones Got Books Coming Out5:40	5:40
6	Rodney's Quick Mouth1:18	1:18

More Grunt

#	Title	Time
1	McDonalds12:47	12:47
2	Freddy3:00	3:00
3	Rubber Vagina5:30	5:30
4	Japs4:10	4:10
5	Elton2:13	2:13
6	The Pope2:20	2:20
7	Pensioner Eats Pelican1:48	1:48
8	Sting1:28	1:28
9	Sperm7:02	7:02
10	Booga From Goodooga3:22	3:22
11	Fart Into Mic1:54	1:54

Ya' Mum's Bum

2000

#	Title	Time
1	Heckler's Mum Tongues Rude Causing Asthma Attack2:25	2:25
2	Grandfather Nuzzles Beaver With Barry's Beard8:39	8:39
3	Ménage À Trois Boy Cops One in the Seat1:26	1:26
4	Rude Hides Limmerick in Contempoary Afro-American Music Genre7:10	7:10
5	Stunted Kleptomaniac Puts Brown Smudges on Stationary2:52	2:52
6	Famous Painted Charlie Punches Famous Action Hero in Artificial Seat3:43	3:43
7	Rude Refuses to Let Hugh Grant Forget His Extra Martial Car Sex2:32	2:32
8	Dickshit, Netanyahu, Dung, Yassah and Piss Pot2:41	2:41
9	Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out of a Salmon Tin1:24	1:24
10	Rude Uses Tackle for Shoehorn1:27	1:27
11	Rubber Legged Bloke Sprays Mates at Piss Trough2:43	2:43
12	Drunken Limmerick Singing (Audience Participation)12:01	12:01
13	Eight Answering Machine Messages Free to Use0:20	0:20
14	'Ya Mum's A Turtle0:19	0:19
15	Dwarf Reconing0:15	0:15
16	Brass Bound Buggery Box0:17	0:17
17	Golden Shower Avoidance0:22	0:22
18	Captain Duck Arse & Hole0:14	0:14
19	Soft Vegetable0:25	0:25
20	All Martians Have Three Arseholes0:22	0:22
21	Rectal Antler Discomfort0:13	0:13

Rude Bastard

#	Title	Time
1	Arse Like an Anaconda Swallowing a Piglet3:15	3:15
2	Heckler Gets Tattoo of a Target Round His Arsehole1:16	1:16
3	Rude Gets Raped by Lesbians With a Hunk of Bong Hose1:29	1:29
4	Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May as Well Root Everyone in the Arse3:01	3:01
5	Don't You Hate Wearing a G-String Cause Half a Turd Goes on the Floor and Half in Your Sock1:34	1:34
6	Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out of One Side of His Mouth or Belmont High School1:35	1:35
7	I'm the Blocke Who Gets All the Roots Around Hexham1:28	1:28
8	Homeless Blockes Revisited. Homless Blocke Takes Out Insurance on Plastic Bag Full of Shit or Homeless Bloke Uses Babies Sock for a Condom4:46	4:46
9	KFC Killed My Uncle4:41	4:41
10	Ronald Mcdonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers2:38	2:38
11	Mcdonalds Revisited 'are You the Mcmanager'2:33	2:33
12	Rude Tries to Act Young and Cool by Wearing Clothes Back to Front Andsings Limericks Disguised as Rap Songs5:46	5:46
13	Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You2:12	2:12
14	Michael Jackson Dances Like a Duck on a Hotplate1:42	1:42
15	The Tom Price Miner0:55	0:55
16	Libra Pads With Wings Also Have a Beak and Tail Feathers2:05	2:05
17	Ya Hairy Hole2:59	2:59
18	Rude Serious Rave About Limericks (Not Standup Comedy)2:17	2:17
19	Punters Sing Limericks With Rude (Not Standup Comedy)8:24	8:24
20	Answering Machine Messages Intro (Not Standup Comedy)0:19	0:19
21	I Know You0:17	0:17
22	Imbecile0:13	0:13
23	Hornswoggler0:10	0:10
24	Balls Caught in Dvd Player0:15	0:15
25	Dick Head0:10	0:10
26	Psych Down0:22	0:22
27	New Boy Friend0:22	0:22
28	Hermaphrodite0:20	0:20
29	Root a Welding Glove0:09	0:09
30	I've Shot0:12	0:12
31	Bruised Tongue0:15	0:15
32	Office Manager0:19	0:19
33	Piss Off0:08	0:08
34	Arse Hairs Waxed0:16	0:16
35	Ghost of Sammy Sneed0:21	0:21
36	Gee Gee Spot0:13	0:13

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