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Robert Schimmel

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Robert Schimmel

Robert Schimmel

62 songs

Total 5 albums

If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car

1998

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	The Gym5:25	5:25
2	Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore4:20	4:20
3	Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs7:08	7:08
4	My Daughter7:04	7:04
5	Sperm Bank4:16	4:16
6	America Online6:08	6:08
7	Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit4:13	4:13
8	Sex and Your Heart Attack!15:03	15:03
9	Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack4:04	4:04
10	If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored)2:26	2:26
11	If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)2:23	2:23
12	I'm So Good in Bed3:18	3:18

Unprotected Album Cover

Unprotected

1999

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Hello Kalamazoo4:24	4:24
2	Theme Parks5:36	5:36
3	Premature Ejaculation10:03	10:03
4	Fake Breasts1:45	1:45
5	Commuter Planes5:00	5:00
6	The Gym Continued3:13	3:13
7	Heart Attack13:14	13:14
8	Talking During Sex9:17	9:17
9	My Daughter's Boyfriend4:35	4:35
10	My Daughter's Computer4:47	4:47
11	Sigmoidoscopy5:35	5:35

Reserection

2003

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Crank Yankers2:34	2:34
2	From Wet Dreams to Socks3:01	3:01
3	Juggling One Ball5:22	5:22
4	The Unhappiest Place on Earth2:55	2:55
5	Dick Wigs2:43	2:43
6	Porn-o-rama5:21	5:21
7	Taking the 'fun' Out of Funerals2:53	2:53
8	The Electric Chair4:39	4:39
9	A Hunk-a Hunk-a Burning Sex Talk11:27	11:27
10	My Butt, the Balloon & a Glass of Milk5:03	5:03
11	Pharmacopeia2:06	2:06
12	Female Fantasies2:40	2:40
13	The End?4:41	4:41

Life Since Then

2009

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Introduction1:15	1:15
2	17 Years Old4:51	4:51
3	Condom in a Swimming Pool4:00	4:00
4	Irresponsible Father4:03	4:03
5	Adventures in Maui5:16	5:16
6	Swimming With a Dolphin2:46	2:46
7	Siegfried and Roy3:26	3:26
8	Rollercoaster Hell4:03	4:03
9	The AVN Awards5:19	5:19
10	One Ball3:23	3:23
11	Non-Hogkins Lymphoma1:08	1:08
12	Chemotherapy2:12	2:12
13	Bargaining With God2:07	2:07
14	Dick Wigs2:27	2:27
15	Beating the Odds2:51	2:51
16	A Slide Show3:28	3:28
17	Go Lightly2:55	2:55
18	Dancing in the Rain2:58	2:58

"Comes Clean" Album Cover

"Comes Clean"

1996

#	Title	Time	Listen
1	Introduction2:58	2:58
2	Hotels1:20	1:20
3	I'm Not Homophobic2:28	2:28
4	Airlines4:06	4:06
5	Weird TV Commercials15:28	15:28
6	Love/Marriage/Sexual Dysfunction/Adult Toys16:48	16:48
7	Fart and Shit Jokes5:45	5:45
8	Love Is Blind (It Will Blow Your Mind)4:21	4:21