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Andrew “Dice” Clay

249 songs

Total 7 albums

1998

#	Title	Time
1	What If a Chick Gets Pregnant...1:39	1:39
2	Mother Goose3:27	3:27
3	A Day at the Beach2:38	2:38
4	Moby and the Japs0:51	0:51
5	Doctors and Nurses1:37	1:37
6	Smokin'2:11	2:11
7	The Attitude1:53	1:53
8	No Pity1:04	1:04
9	The Golden Age of Television1:51	1:51
10	Speedin'1:26	1:26
11	Couples in Love3:31	3:31
12	When I Was Young2:09	2:09
13	Shampoo0:48	0:48
14	Joey2:07	2:07
15	The Bait2:31	2:31
16	Masturbation1:31	1:31
17	Hoggin'3:20	3:20
18	No Guilt2:54	2:54

1998

#	Title	Time
Disc 1
1	Cliff McGiver4:31	4:31
2	Muffet Blews10:58	10:58
3	Mancow2:44	2:44
4	I Love My Fans5:28	5:28
5	Joey Big Head1:51	1:51
6	Midget Mania5:16	5:16
7	Ball Bag Mania5:17	5:17
8	Bun Pig2:04	2:04
9	My Cum3:21	3:21
10	Flat, Fat Mania5:39	5:39
11	Bongo Pussy1:45	1:45
12	Ladies Man1:30	1:30
13	Hobbies, Golf, Twat3:00	3:00
14	Crowd Pig0:58	0:58
15	Rag Fun1:04	1:04
16	Olympic Mania1:50	1:50
17	Dice Revues Little House3:52	3:52
18	My Kind of Girl5:23	5:23
19	The Best Is Yet to Come3:47	3:47
Disc 2
20	He Said, She Said3:11	3:11
21	Dice on Smoking3:58	3:58
22	Chink Mania2:09	2:09
23	Crowd Banter1:25	1:25
24	Older, Younger2:15	2:15
25	Money Management0:16	0:16
26	Clinton Rules2:38	2:38
27	Monicunt5:13	5:13
28	Monicunt's Fatter Friend1:27	1:27
29	Camel Jockey Mania1:11	1:11
30	Greeting Cards3:18	3:18
31	Wackbag House (remix)4:35	4:35
32	Bird Mania3:16	3:16
33	Florida Mania5:21	5:21
34	More Crowd Banter0:58	0:58
35	The Receptionist2:04	2:04
36	Stone Cunt0:51	0:51
37	Mother's Advice5:38	5:38
38	Yet, More Crowd Banter2:55	2:55
39	Dice on Comedy1:06	1:06
40	Cheating and Hookers3:06	3:06
41	Margot Mania2:15	2:15
42	Walter's Mania4:00	4:00
43	Old Buddy2:24	2:24
Disc 3
44	Family Man2:37	2:37
45	Little House Unplugged4:39	4:39
46	Chucky4:15	4:15
47	Extra President Stuff0:31	0:31
48	Coffee Mania4:36	4:36
49	Computer Nerd3:13	3:13
50	Filthy1:41	1:41
51	Dirty, Filthy, Nasty0:56	0:56
52	Jim Norton2:27	2:27
53	More Jim Norton0:22	0:22
54	It's Just Sooooo Dirty0:14	0:14
55	Bound, Tied and Fucked4:56	4:56
56	Dice in Vegas5:29	5:29

2000

#	Title	Time
1	Banana Girl0:33	0:33
2	Dice Funk-Up1:29	1:29
3	He Said, She Said7:42	7:42
4	Sid and the Oriental3:17	3:17
5	K2Y - China Diner2:37	2:37
6	The Poem0:24	0:24
7	Big Head0:55	0:55
8	Midgets 20005:19	5:19
9	Banana Nose0:33	0:33
10	Big Tit - Pin Tit3:59	3:59
11	K2Y - Wife0:47	0:47
12	Sid - All Bound Up0:16	0:16
13	Never Marry Her1:21	1:21
14	For Who, for Her, for What0:35	0:35
15	The Honeymoon1:53	1:53
16	The Honeymoon’s Over0:55	0:55
17	Road Call1:22	1:22
18	Date Night at the Movies3:47	3:47
19	Home or Office, You Decide0:44	0:44
20	The Pencil Room1:19	1:19
21	Old School Phone6:59	6:59
22	My Cum1:29	1:29
23	Grocery, Part 10:31	0:31
24	Fish Tank0:28	0:28
25	Grocery, Part 21:22	1:22
26	Rita’s Ass Funnel1:41	1:41
27	Flat Ass - Fat Ass1:20	1:20
28	My Statement1:02	1:02
29	Fat Ass House Mix2:26	2:26
30	Sid - In the Toilet2:31	2:31
31	Club 333:10	3:10
32	Good 4 U5:04	5:04
33	Club 33 (reprise)3:15	3:15

1993

#	Title	Time
1	’Tis the Season0:23	0:23
2	Thermometers0:14	0:14
3	Gas (Feminine)3:07	3:07
4	Deef & Dumb1:34	1:34
5	The Notes0:48	0:48
6	Sound1:29	1:29
7	The Wedding4:04	4:04
8	Critics3:22	3:22
9	Pint Dot1:54	1:54
10	My First Concert2:09	2:09
11	Chinese0:17	0:17
12	More Notes2:06	2:06
13	Dr. Dice0:20	0:20
14	Rice1:19	1:19
15	Film & Video1:46	1:46
16	Bachelorette Party4:15	4:15
17	Tom & The Philippino2:58	2:58
18	Wife Tells All1:54	1:54
19	Surprise3:52	3:52
20	Games1:05	1:05
21	Talk to ’Em0:32	0:32
22	Chinks2:47	2:47
23	Mad Max3:15	3:15
24	Sealed With a Kiss1:48	1:48
25	The Contractor2:20	2:20
26	Songs7:48	7:48
27	Chinese Restaurant1:50	1:50
28	Greeting Cards1:47	1:47
29	No Poems3:00	3:00
30	The Argument5:29	5:29

1991

#	Title	Time
1	Intro2:42	2:42
2	How Are Ya?1:18	1:18
3	Birds0:59	0:59
4	Phone Sex2:19	2:19
5	Ya Can't Be Nice To Them0:33	0:33
6	Christmas Presents1:24	1:24
7	Hoidy Toidy Chicks1:24	1:24
8	Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe)1:32	1:32
9	Japs0:41	0:41
10	Handicaps, Cripples2:03	2:03
11	Don't Move1:05	1:05
12	Double Parking0:29	0:29
13	The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party)2:15	2:15
14	The Driveway0:19	0:19
15	Subway Travel1:00	1:00
16	The Grocery Store0:32	0:32
17	Industrial Size0:40	0:40
18	The Urinal0:13	0:13
19	1989 - A Review6:08	6:08
20	Bad Press1:13	1:13
21	Backwards1:48	1:48
22	Shakin' Hands0:29	0:29
23	Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will)1:12	1:12
24	Bambi2:42	2:42
25	3 Beautiful Dates3:51	3:51
26	Action0:22	0:22
27	Debbie Duz Everything2:59	2:59
28	Filthy In Bed1:39	1:39
29	Salt & Pepper0:14	0:14
30	Smokin' For Your Health0:37	0:37
31	The News0:48	0:48
32	Fat Orgasms0:28	0:28
33	Black Chicks0:42	0:42
34	A Vibrant Beautiful Woman0:35	0:35
35	Woman's World0:32	0:32
36	The First Blow-Job0:50	0:50
37	People Are Pricks1:30	1:30
38	Ya Hear?0:54	0:54
39	Apartmant Life0:49	0:49
40	Brooklyn Bad Boy2:48	2:48

1992

#	Title	Time
1	Dice Goes to the Mall3:34	3:34
2	Dice Talks to the Salesman1:00	1:00
3	Dice Buys a Suit3:36	3:36
4	Dice on Disasters1:51	1:51
5	Dice on Nutrition1:38	1:38
6	Dice Just Says No Leno1:48	1:48
7	Dice on Redheads1:41	1:41
8	Dice on Lasting Relationships2:53	2:53
9	Dice the Advocate2:34	2:34
10	Dice Stops for Gas2:29	2:29
11	Dice on Reading Material1:07	1:07
12	Dice on Orgasms2:06	2:06
13	Dice's Checklist1:41	1:41
14	What a Mess0:50	0:50
15	Dice on Redheaded Men0:42	0:42
16	Dice Knows When to Say When2:46	2:46
17	Dice on Complaints1:25	1:25
18	Dice and Truckdrivers0:23	0:23
19	Dice Jerks Off2:25	2:25
20	Dice on Manners1:19	1:19
21	Dice Vs. Pee-Wee0:30	0:30
22	Dice at the Drive Thru1:03	1:03
23	Dice Gets Creative in Bed5:07	5:07
24	Dice Learns to Mambo3:09	3:09
25	Dice on Bodybuilders1:13	1:13
26	Dice Does It Like Dis0:59	0:59
27	Dice Has Random Thoughts1:38	1:38
28	Dice Greeting Cards0:43	0:43
29	Dice Rewrites History2:15	2:15
30	Let Yourself Go2:15	2:15
31	You May Be Dancing With Me3:33	3:33

1990

#	Title	Time
Disc 1
1	First Kiss2:11	2:11
2	Holiday Season1:51	1:51
3	The Tree1:22	1:22
4	Texas3:05	3:05
5	Places to Meet Chicks3:06	3:06
6	The Gift1:40	1:40
7	The Divider2:10	2:10
8	Personal Delivery Service3:52	3:52
9	Female Anatomy3:42	3:42
10	Under 2 Minutes3:29	3:29
11	Kids1:58	1:58
12	Mothers, Daughters & Sisters2:49	2:49
13	19902:12	2:12
14	Jerkin' Off1:19	1:19
15	Milk & Shampoo5:39	5:39
16	Laughter vs. Comedy1:07	1:07
17	While the Cats Away...3:18	3:18
18	What'll It Be2:16	2:16
19	Pizza1:48	1:48
20	Concave1:07	1:07
21	Frozen Foods1:09	1:09
Disc 2
22	The Osmonds4:24	4:24
23	Hot Mama2:18	2:18
24	Turn-On Words0:34	0:34
25	Rhyme Renditions3:51	3:51
26	True Stories0:41	0:41
27	Automatic Pilot1:47	1:47
28	Dogs & Birds2:48	2:48
29	Women Comics3:19	3:19
30	Cigarettes2:16	2:16
31	A History Lesson2:00	2:00
32	Judy3:34	3:34
33	Mother & Son3:36	3:36
34	A+2:46	2:46
35	What Did She Say?1:15	1:15
36	Double Date2:25	2:25
37	Multiple Sclerosis0:26	0:26
38	How Are Ya?0:50	0:50
39	Silence is Golden0:16	0:16
40	Hour Back...Get It?6:40	6:40
41	Something Soft4:44	4:44